[Fuerfsanv]

So I'm golfing with Mr. Kobe on Friday. Course we've never played before. I'm playing like shit on the front 9. Throw my 5 wood after hitting into the shit, losing the ball on 6. On 7, I hit into the shit again and when I called for my mulligan ball, it bounced past me, off the platform tee box and into the shit. When I recovered the ball and tee'd off, I put it in the sand. I walked off the hole and went towards 8. Walked the wrong way down the cart path and had to backtrack. Hit into the water on 8 and quit that hole as well. Completely derailed on 9 when I hit into the trees off the tee box...actually teared up in frustration.

Went to the bathroom at the turn and came out and played the best 9 holes I've ever played...42, which was 6 over.

Goddamn amazing game that you can play your worst 9 holes and follow it up with your best 9 holes within an hour of each other.

I both hate and love golf.