[truttyMab]

Three guys of a regular foursome are at a course waiting to tee off one morning and the fourth is not showing up. A gorgeous woman offers to take the place of the 4th golfer and nobody objected.
They play the front and back nine. On the green of the 18th hole, with a long putt remaining, the woman is kicking everybody's ass and says to the other three: "This is real close to the best game of golf I have ever played. You know, I usually have trouble on this final hole, and I would appreciate any advice any of you would have. Just to show my appreciation, I will give a blowjob to the person with the best advice.

This got everyone all worked up and the first guy gives the following advice: "You have to be careful on this hole. Your mistake probably is that you see the hole sloping right. That is actually an illusion and it slopes left. Keep that in mind as you set up your shot."

The second guy says: "Although there's a slight illusion of slope on this hole, there is also
the misleading turf. This is a very fast green. Keep that in mind as you set up your shot"

The third guy says: "It's close enough. Pick it up"