[MartZubok]

I'm game...and I'm going to fail SO bad it's not even funny.

LORD OF THE RINGS:
1. Why is there a need to protect the ring? I have no fucking clue except they keep calling it precious or something...right???
2. What does the ring hold/have that makes it important? Ummm, I don't know.
3. Who is Gollum (describe him/her/it) Is that one of the hobbits??? There's hobbits, right???
4. What does Gollum want in the movies? Ummm...to protect the ring???
5. What happens to Gollum at the end of the movies? Uhhh...he goes to dinner w/ Shaq and eats BBQ ribs???

STAR WARS:
1. List all the movies in Chronological order (Episode 1,2,3,4,5 & 6 is not a suitable answer) No clue.
2. What is the most hated character in Star Wars? Jar Jar Binks!!! I know that one!!!
4. Who shot first? (up to controversy but either answer will validate your knowledge in the force ) Ummmm.
5. Who is Anakin Skywalker and what is his relation to:
- Princess Leia - Brother, I think.
- Darth Vader - Son, right???
- Luke skywalker - Uhh...same person. I don't know if I'm remembering this right.

STAR TREK
1. Who is the captain of the USS enterprise? There's been more than 1, right??? Uhhh...Captain Kirk???
2. What was the "special" technology in Star Trek? No clue. Honestly, I've never watched a full episode.
3. What color was not a good one to wear in Star Trek? Orange??? I don't know, it's just an ugly color and nobody should EVER wear it.
4. What race is Mr. Spock? Klingon???
5. Finish this expression: "____ __ __ Scotty!" Beam me up!!! Yay, I got one!!!

BACK TO THE FUTURE
1. How fast does the car in BTTF have to go to through time? I don't know.
2. What was the main character's name in BTTF? Marty McFly!!! Woot!!!
3. What kind of car was the one in BTTF? Delorean (sp???).
4. What part of the car is essential for it to go through time? Flux Capicator or something like that???
5. What year did the actors travel to in:
- the First movie - Ahh, fuck me, I don't know any of these.
- The Second movie - See above.
- The Third movie? - See above.

BONUS QUESTIONS
1. What is the story/Plot of the Matrix? Something about a blue pill and a red pill and Keanu Reeves does some slow motion shit.
2. How did Robocop become Robocop? Uhhh...no clue.
3. What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's breakthrough movie? Predator.
4. What does Tony Montana tell the assassins shooting up his office? "Say hello to my little friend!!!" Right???
5. Where is Tony Montana from? Uhhh...I'm guessing Montana isn't the right answer b/c it would be too obvious.
6. What is BatMan's superpower? He kicks ass, LOL
7. What is Indiana Jones trademark weapon? Uhhh...he has a whip, doesn't he???
8. Who is Batman's Archenemy (biggest enemy)? The Joker.
9. Multiple Choice: Power outlets in your house will have the following:
A. Hot (black), Cold and a yellow cable
B. Hot (Black), a Neutral (White) and a Ground - This one.
C. Wires? LOL! There is a battery inside there!
10. When getting your car towed it is acceptable for the wrecker to tie the chain to your bumper (true or False) False.