Disclaimer: I sense there has been an error in your questionnaire, as we all know technology and scientific stuff isnt always the best answer (ask a catholic about evolution) and thus we will provide an assessment to your answers with the note that you are an admin, and I dont want to get banned. Lets proceed: LOTR: Your knowledge of Lord of the Rings lore left a bit to be desired, however you did know about the hobbits and "his precious" SW: Aside from believing there was some sort of insane love triangle between darth vader, his kids and... himself? you did know the least liked character in the movies, thus this grants you the rank of Tash-Tash Binks. As for your BTTF knowledge: I shall refer you to your local redbox... All that being said, you have showcased a firm-hard-knowledge of Gollums's precious and have some sort of fascination with a darth vader, luke skywalker and jar jar binks threesome... that my dear lady friend is a a good start to become one with the force! Your title: Sgt. Tash Tash Binks master of Gollum's-precious-bits-and-gungan-pleasure-parts-expert. since you are a sargeant you dont get a royal title