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**tropicana** · 06-25-2012, 03:06 PM

Funny!

I fixed it's inaccuracies, though.
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're sitting at home or walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at your family... You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal.45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:
* Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
* What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
* Does the man look poor or oppressed?
* Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
* Could we run away?
* What does my wife think?
* What about the kids?
* Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
of his hand?
* What does the law say about this situation?
* Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
* Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?

* Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
* Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
* If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
* Should I call 9-1-1?
* Why is this street so deserted?
* We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
* Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage
such behavior.
* I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to
come to a consensus.
* This is all so confusing!

............ ......... .......... ......... ......... .........

Republican's Answer:

Ditto, except for the following...

* Shit! My loaded guns are all locked up in the $10,000 bomb proof gun safe at home.
*We need more cops and Marines and Nukes. Praise Israel...
*Next time I'm gonna vote for McCain and Palin.

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .........

Southerner's Answer:

*I'm safe. I got me a tattoo.
*Hope he don't take my food card.
*Shit! Should I offer the bastard my wife, or one of the kids?

06-25-2012, 03:06 PM	#19
tropicana Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 506 Senior Member	Funny! I fixed it's inaccuracies, though. Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're sitting at home or walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at your family... You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal.45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat's Answer: * Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! * What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP? * Does the man look poor or oppressed? * Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? * Could we run away? * What does my wife think? * What about the kids? * Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? * What does the law say about this situation? * Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? * Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? * Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? * Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? * If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? * Should I call 9-1-1? * Why is this street so deserted? * We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day. * Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. * I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. * This is all so confusing! ............ ......... .......... ......... ......... ......... Republican's Answer: Ditto, except for the following... * Shit! My loaded guns are all locked up in the $10,000 bomb proof gun safe at home. We need more cops and Marines and Nukes. Praise Israel... Next time I'm gonna vote for McCain and Palin. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... Southerner's Answer: I'm safe. I got me a tattoo. Hope he don't take my food card. *Shit! Should I offer the bastard my wife, or one of the kids?
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