You also need a license to store more than 2 cases of toilet paper. I will provide you the license for only an ounce of silver. That license will cover up to 10 cases. Some of you fatcats (Ponce) will have to get the supreme and uber-supreme licenses. The cost is one additional ounce of silver for each bundle of 20 cases after the first 10. For those who like to be ahead of the crowds and get the best deals, I will sign you up early for the air tax. If you wish to breathe more than 200 times per day, the cost will be one ounce of silver per month. But now you can get a special deal- 1 ounce of gold will give you life-time membership in the airbreathers club or you can get the 5 year membership by paying 20 ounces of silver today. Buy for yourself. Give it as a gift. Gift cards available.