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This is a lil OT but in the same vein. My uncle was having his mail box vandalized/destroyed by some kids driving down the road and wacking it with an aluminum baseball bat. Obviously he got tired of fixing or replacing it, which was regularly after he had repaired it. The last time he filled the box with cement, raised the flag and watched and waited. At some point in the night here they came, the kid with the bat hanging out the backseat window, cocked and ready to swing...well ...recoil's a bitch and the bat snapped back and nailed the dude in the head...nighty night w/ a concussion. They stopped to collect their friend and met my uncle who got the kid conscious and told them to take him to the hospital. Then in the middle of the night he replaced the concreted version with a shiny brand new one, disposed of the old one and never had a problem again.