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**huerta** · 11-22-2011, 11:29 PM

Read the comments, they are hilarious.

The Department of Homeland Security is taking any threat seriously during the Thanksgiving holiday, including the ominous threat to our national security posed by turkey fryers.

"How dangerous can turkey fryers be?" asks a warning issued on the official DHS Twitter account. "Make sure the turkey is completely thawed before placing in a fryer, or this may happen."
The department linked to an ominous video highlighting the dangers of deep frying a turkey.

"Use turkey fryers outdoors at a safe distance from buildings." the DHS tweeted, "Never use turkey fryers in a garage or on a wooden deck." http://campaign2012.washingtonexamin...-fryer-warning

11-22-2011, 11:29 PM	#1
huerta Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 579 Senior Member	Department of Homeland Security Combat Evil Turkey Jihadists Read the comments, they are hilarious. The Department of Homeland Security is taking any threat seriously during the Thanksgiving holiday, including the ominous threat to our national security posed by turkey fryers. "How dangerous can turkey fryers be?" asks a warning issued on the official DHS Twitter account. "Make sure the turkey is completely thawed before placing in a fryer, or this may happen." The department linked to an ominous video highlighting the dangers of deep frying a turkey. "Use turkey fryers outdoors at a safe distance from buildings." the DHS tweeted, "Never use turkey fryers in a garage or on a wooden deck." http://campaign2012.washingtonexamin...-fryer-warning
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