[Knillagrarp]

A man and woman are on their honeymoon. They are horseback riding and the horse that the woman is riding tries to buck her. She gets off the horse, gets in front of its face, puts one finger up and says "Okay, that's one." She climbs the horse again and it tries to buck her again. She gets off the horse again, gets in front of its face, puts two fingers up and says "Okay, that's two." She climbs the horse and it tries to buck her off a third time. She gets off the horse, pulls out a gun and shoots the horse. The husband is appalled and scared. He goes off on the wife..."what is wrong with you? can't you see the horse was scared? why would you do something like that? i can't believe you did that?" The wife turns around, gets in front of her new husband's face, puts one finger up to his face and says "Okay, that's one...."