[Justlovemy]

Of course it was Michael's fault .


I hear he loaned Kimi those shorts , making him look foolish while eating his ice cream . He lied about them looking cool , and then turned around , and grinned and winked at Felipe , who I hear from inside sources , was very angry at not seeing , because his visor was too dark .

Felipe later denied this , and blamed it on the weather , but the scandal went crazy from then on , with Schumacher officially being sent packing , suspended , in utter disgrace , to Aruba , to the reclining beach chair beside Patsy Ryan .

That's just what I heard .