"Quick Robin, to the Batmobile!" "Holy petrol-electric Prius, Batman!" Well, they've got Mandy from Hollyoaks in the new film, so anything could happen... There's an inevitable sub-thread here too, with the number of F1 people who could play parts... Lewis Hamilton as Batman: purely because he's still F1's most marketable driver at present. Just as long as he didn't try to leave the Batcave before the barrier went down (I'm basing most of these on the '60s TV series by the way) Kimi Raikkonen as the Joker: they'd need some good make-up though... Ron Dennis as the Riddler: have you ever understood one of Ron's press releases? Bernie Ecclestone as the Penguin: definitely a resemblance, both in height and that squint they both have, between Bernie and Burgess Meredith's '60s Penguin Sebastian Vettel as Robin: about the right age, good one to draw the female audience in, especially if he's in tights Murray Walker as Alfred: everyone likes Alfred. Everyone likes Murray. Possibly missing the sobriety of the original, mind, and might be prone to accidentally blowing Batman's cover Max Mosley as Catwoman: well, it's an excuse for him to wear rubber