[UJRonald]

I am sooo glad I am not only not the only one, but not the "worst" one when it comes to conversing with my dogs! lol

When Ruger got into the dog food the other day, it went something like this...

*Me pointing at the dog food bin*: Does this say "Buffet" on it?! DOES IT?!
Ruger: *hangs head*
Me: Look at me when I am talking to you!
Ruger: *raises head a little*
Me: Now, I asked you a question and I expect an answer!
Ruger: *blinks*
Me: That food costs money, you know! I don't see YOU out there, earning money to supply food for us!
Ruger: *hangs head again*
Me: I'm sorry, that was harsh. I know you'd work if you could.
Ruger: *slight tail wag*
Me: But you're still in trouble, young man! Now, out of my sight and don't cause any more trouble!
Ruger: *sulks off*

I also talk to them before I go somewhere...

Me: I'm going out. No wild house parties! Last time I had to drive that chihuahua home and her mom was furious! Her little stomach can't handle as much as you bafoons!
The dogs: *Exuberant tail wags*
Me: It's not funny! Now, behave!

Yeah... it's pretty entertaining. lol