[Haftdrarp]

LOL.

Well, we've been trying to talk to the old shut ins since she showed up the night before last. I guess they're not home or something. Boyfriend and I worked out a plan. He left them a letter saying, hey, we've got your dog. Here's our phone number. If you can get the materials and buy a real collar, we can build you a chain spot for her (she's gotten loose at least 3 times since 4th of July, because of fireworks, and thunder storms. Not good considering her dire NEED to eat small animals and fight dogs, plus the whole township having some BSL). If you're not willing to do that/not able, we'd like to hold onto her (the kid who owns the dog and keeps it there is their grand son, he's there maybe once a month to play his drums), and the owner can come see her while we have her, we'll get her shots and get her spayed, and eventually find her a good home. I made sure he wrote down that it's illegal for them to have an unaltered pit bull here if it's not papered and active in shows.

As for the room mate, me and the man are going out of town for the wedding this weekend. I'm leaving her a literal BOOK of instructions. Basically, this is how much my dogs need to eat, Ethel needs ear drops twice a day. DO NOT let Sheebs out of her crate with my dogs or Toilet cat in the room (lock them in my room), if you want to play Dog Whisperer with Sheebs and your dog, go ahead, break sticks are by the door, shovel is in the garage, bury Pizza out by my garden, it needed some fertilizer. I pray she tries to have Pizza and Sheebs loose in a room together again. Literally PRAYING. When I came out to her running around with Pizza earlier, I caught her right as she got her "I'm going to fuck you up" smile going. And room mate won't have anyone to help her break up a fight, so we'll see how that goes. She knows I'll come home and gut her if my dogs have a scratch on them, ever since I popped her in the face for letting Lucy and her shitty dog out in the yard together.

But she did see what happens if Lucy and Sheeba are even leashed in the same room together today, so that might have gotten the point across. Lots of "ARGAGHAHAHAHRARHRAHRHA GRRRRRRR I'M GONNA EAT YOUR FACE".

But the good news is, we each have a couple of friends who might want her in a few months after we've put some work into her. And they're people who are really on point about pit bulls. So I'm tentatively hopeful. Honestly I love this dog, she's hilarious. I'd hold onto her until she dies if it comes to that.