[gabbaman]

last month I was playing with myself and I joined up with a twosome. Two holes later they're getting into a fight with the foursome in front of us. The foursome is eyeing me up like I'm a threat as well.
I teed off, said "i'm playing through" left all 6 of them to beat each other up.

That's just too funny to read!!

Now.. to stay on topic... I've had a guy walk up to me and say "don't even think about it, I'm watching you" as I walked past one of his balls (or a ball that he found) on the way to my ball... I gave him no attention and kept walking to my ball. If he does not want me near his ball, maybe he should stay in his fairway!