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**AngelinaLip** · 09-30-2009, 02:44 AM

I'd like to say Fred Couples, but he's gonna have to keep packing on a few more pounds. I was starting to get the weight right then my sense of taste came back.

A few years ago, I was shopping in a department store when three women, a mother, daughter, and grandma started staring at me and whispering to each other. I checked my fly because they were making me nervous. Eventually, Granny approached and asked if I played golf on Tour. I told her I did not and she explained that her daughter loved to watch golf on TV. Her daughter told her that I looked like one of the tour players. Unfortunately, she had no idea which one by name. It was probably Lumpy.

09-30-2009, 02:44 AM	#10
AngelinaLip Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 473 Senior Member	I'd like to say Fred Couples, but he's gonna have to keep packing on a few more pounds. I was starting to get the weight right then my sense of taste came back. A few years ago, I was shopping in a department store when three women, a mother, daughter, and grandma started staring at me and whispering to each other. I checked my fly because they were making me nervous. Eventually, Granny approached and asked if I played golf on Tour. I told her I did not and she explained that her daughter loved to watch golf on TV. Her daughter told her that I looked like one of the tour players. Unfortunately, she had no idea which one by name. It was probably Lumpy.
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