[mas-dkt-sive]

A favorite among my group right now is poking fun at the kid on Big Break whose excuse was that he "hit it too pure". Now if someone hits a bad shot, that is what we use....Uh oh, I hit that one too pure...

I played with a guy once, and I do mean ONCE, who had to recap for me why his last shot didn't do exactly what he planned. It was always something, tuft of grass, wind came up, wind died, ad nauseum. To make it worse, it was a customer and he was in the cart with me. I was considering how much business it would cost me if I just tossed his behind into the nearest pond and drove off.