Why are you planning to get drunk in such detail? And before someone questions me on why I'm asking the question I'm being serious here. I have NEVER been drunk, or even slightly tipsy in my life. I haven't even ever drank a full can of beer. The hardest "liquor" i've ever drunk would be Bailey's Irish creme, which is only slightly stronger than a glass of wine at 16% by volume. I drink it for the taste, its more like candy to me than anything else.