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Old 01-18-2006, 08:24 PM   #1
indartwm

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Default George W. Bush: An Inspiration
Let me firstly say that our President, George W. Bush, is an inspiration to me. I mean, as I was brought up I was always put under the impression that being President is impossible and that only geniuses can accomplish it. Well I'm definetly not stupid, but I hold a 3.6 or so GPA and I take a good deal of advanced placement courses. It's smart, but not genius. However, George Bush has showed me that even incompetent fools can run a country. As long as you have an entire staff to tell you exactly what to do, you're in fine shape. Let's face it; the man doesn't even attend a Press Conference without the reporters being forced to feed him questions he knows. So this is inspiration to me. I can go in there without knowing a damn thing, and I'll get by. If I coast through college with just C's, I'll be fine! After all, that's what Dubya did. Hell, I can even do a little bit of cocaine in my 30's...It's all god man!

Oh, wait. I need a wholleeeee lotttta of money. Nevermind that.

But still, I disgress. GWB is an inspiration because he's truly shown that anyone can be the most powerful person on Earth. You still just need to establish some connections and dedicate yourself to your work. (Don't forget fixing a few occasional elections here and there)

For those of you who think this is a joke, it actually isn't. I'm DEAD serious. Thanks to GWB, I've learned that intellect does not really impact who is President. I've got motivation now. I'm ready to go.

BRING ON THE WHITE HOUSE, BABY!
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