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**L8fGLM4d** · 01-10-2006, 03:29 PM

Okay fine, I'll use your logic.

I'm going to jump in my Ford (it's actually a Toyota, but who cares!), go down to the Safeway (it's actually Giant, but who cares!), buy some Coke (it's actually Mountain Dew, but who cares!) pay for it with cash (I'm going to charge it, but who cares!) and put it in a paper bag (it's actually plastic, but who cares!).

Then I'm going to my mansion (it's a townhouse, but who cares!), gonna play some Nintendo (it's a Playstation, but who cares!) lay out on the Lay-Z-Boy (it's a couch, but who cares!) and enjoy my Coke (It's Mountain Dew, but who cares!). I might fix some steak (Actually, Chicken, but who cares!) and drink a Budweiser (It's Yeungling, but who cares!)

When I go to bed (as in, wake up in the morning, but who cares!) I'm going to drink a Mountain Dew (it's Coke, but who cares!).

You are just SO difficult to talk to sometimes. As long as I let you call Highlife..beer, then we should have no problem.

wait wait wait....I already know your reply to this. *coughs, puts on Speakeasy voice (abnormally high voice, actually)*

"Miller Highlife is not beer, it is the champagne of beer. A delicious golden nectar, meant to quench ones thirst in the most delightful way. When I take the first sip, my cheeks turn red and my heart warms. The taste of the delicious liquid gold makes the hair on my arms stand up..and leaves me yearning for more."

How did I do?

01-10-2006, 03:29 PM	#17
L8fGLM4d Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 551 Senior Member	Okay fine, I'll use your logic. I'm going to jump in my Ford (it's actually a Toyota, but who cares!), go down to the Safeway (it's actually Giant, but who cares!), buy some Coke (it's actually Mountain Dew, but who cares!) pay for it with cash (I'm going to charge it, but who cares!) and put it in a paper bag (it's actually plastic, but who cares!). Then I'm going to my mansion (it's a townhouse, but who cares!), gonna play some Nintendo (it's a Playstation, but who cares!) lay out on the Lay-Z-Boy (it's a couch, but who cares!) and enjoy my Coke (It's Mountain Dew, but who cares!). I might fix some steak (Actually, Chicken, but who cares!) and drink a Budweiser (It's Yeungling, but who cares!) When I go to bed (as in, wake up in the morning, but who cares!) I'm going to drink a Mountain Dew (it's Coke, but who cares!). You are just SO difficult to talk to sometimes. As long as I let you call Highlife..beer, then we should have no problem. wait wait wait....I already know your reply to this. coughs, puts on Speakeasy voice (abnormally high voice, actually) "Miller Highlife is not beer, it is the champagne of beer. A delicious golden nectar, meant to quench ones thirst in the most delightful way. When I take the first sip, my cheeks turn red and my heart warms. The taste of the delicious liquid gold makes the hair on my arms stand up..and leaves me yearning for more." How did I do?
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