You are just SO difficult to talk to sometimes. As long as I let you call Highlife..beer, then we should have no problem. wait wait wait....I already know your reply to this. *coughs, puts on Speakeasy voice (abnormally high voice, actually)* "Miller Highlife is not beer, it is the champagne of beer. A delicious golden nectar, meant to quench ones thirst in the most delightful way. When I take the first sip, my cheeks turn red and my heart warms. The taste of the delicious liquid gold makes the hair on my arms stand up..and leaves me yearning for more." How did I do?