[Nutpoode]

I wish I had a digital camera to capture the proof that Christmas is alive and well.

Yea, I was thinking about this the other day. I should start taking pictures with my camera phone of all the massive displays of Christmas in my area to show that Christmas is still hoppin'...

One day, the people in the Bible Belt will realize that liberals are just stealing all their Christmas stuff and bringing it back to liberal parts of the country, so that they can have the greatest Christmas ever...

"Where the hell did we get all these wreaths and decorations and christmas trees!?"
"Dude, it's practically a free-for-all in the Bible Belt, just go and complain about something, take it out of the garbage when it gets taken down, then bring it back here!"