[23tommy]

Now now, you can only push a girl 2 times. You don't want to upset anyone here

Now you have to understand the special relationship that english northerners and southerners have. I'm from London shes from Yorkshire, ergo North vs South. To me, shes a northern bastard, and to her, I'm a southern ponce. It comes with the territory I'm afraid. Bloody northerners. They get everywhere. Just don't get me started on the welsh.

And I thought it was 3 times a lady. What are you trying to say?!