Now you have to understand the special relationship that english northerners and southerners have. I'm from London shes from Yorkshire, ergo North vs South. To me, shes a northern bastard, and to her, I'm a southern ponce. It comes with the territory I'm afraid. Bloody northerners. They get everywhere. Just don't get me started on the welsh. And I thought it was 3 times a lady. What are you trying to say?!