ok heres what you do, 1 buy some twine at your local hardware store. 2 find a basement or another form of shelter in a secluded location. (soundproof would be even better) 3 dig a well in your basement. 4 get a little white dog. 5 get a ton of rare moths. 6 stock up on lotion. and if that doesnt work, you could always try speed dating?