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**Heclailia** · 10-20-2006, 12:12 AM

OK, I don't use lines, I am just my charming self

My favorite line I never used:

Run up to a girl looking really concerned, almost panic in your eyes, ask "does it hurt?" look around as if looking for a doctor or a pay phone. She will say " what?" and look at you as if you've gone mad, you say "when you fell from heaven, did it hurt?".... she looks at you funny pulls a face and walks off shaking her head... classic.

But the local classic from where I live:
Walk up to a girl full of confidence, almost arrogant, and say "Do you wanna go halves on a bastard?"

Hilarity will ensue, usually because you've been slapped or taken a knee to the groin!!!

10-20-2006, 12:12 AM	#22
Heclailia Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 470 Senior Member	OK, I don't use lines, I am just my charming self My favorite line I never used: Run up to a girl looking really concerned, almost panic in your eyes, ask "does it hurt?" look around as if looking for a doctor or a pay phone. She will say " what?" and look at you as if you've gone mad, you say "when you fell from heaven, did it hurt?".... she looks at you funny pulls a face and walks off shaking her head... classic. But the local classic from where I live: Walk up to a girl full of confidence, almost arrogant, and say "Do you wanna go halves on a bastard?" Hilarity will ensue, usually because you've been slapped or taken a knee to the groin!!!
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