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**WebDocMan** · 10-14-2006, 07:32 AM

Happy Friday the 13th!
If anything bad happens to you today, you are hereby absolved from any blame whatsoever.
Just remember, it's not just random occurrence!
It's obviously the combined efforts of Loki, Satan, Pagans, and Witches, conspiring in a sort of evil mystical Legion of Doom (Non sequitur to Super-Friends) to compel you to loose your keys down a storm drain, spirit one of your socks away from the dryer, and can cause toast to always land on the buttered side when dropped.
Better stay indoors, in bed, under the covers and consume a whole case of fig newtons. They really hate that.

OooOoooooOoOooooooOOOOooOooo!
Watch out!

http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/his...y_the_13th.htm

10-14-2006, 07:32 AM	#1
WebDocMan Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 513 Senior Member	Paraskevidekatriaphobia Happy Friday the 13th! If anything bad happens to you today, you are hereby absolved from any blame whatsoever. Just remember, it's not just random occurrence! It's obviously the combined efforts of Loki, Satan, Pagans, and Witches, conspiring in a sort of evil mystical Legion of Doom (Non sequitur to Super-Friends) to compel you to loose your keys down a storm drain, spirit one of your socks away from the dryer, and can cause toast to always land on the buttered side when dropped. Better stay indoors, in bed, under the covers and consume a whole case of fig newtons. They really hate that. OooOoooooOoOooooooOOOOooOooo! Watch out! http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/his...y_the_13th.htm
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