[Teeppoodiug]

I'd stand on the sidelines pointing out how much all of you would resemble Gilligan's Island refugees, and whilst you all are doubled over from the cramps of having eaten the weaker forum members, and exhausted from attempting to distill alcohol from coconut juice, I'd draw a huge smiley in the sand, () which, naturally would be seen from space, and of course would facilitate our expedited rescue by benevolent aliens.