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Old 11-08-2007, 01:20 PM   #12
Jeaxatoem

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What about all the poor little chickens who die in celebration of well, nothing? Where's the sympathy for them?
I have no sympathy for delicious animals.

-As I said to my Chicken breast last night;

"STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!! IT'S YOUR FAULT I HAD TO EAT YOU!!
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SOMEBODY!!!"
"A LAWYER, DOCTOR, A GREASY TATTOOED CARNIE OPERATING A FERRIS WHEEL,....BUT NO!!!"

"WHY GOD! O WHY GOD IN THIS CRAZY CRUEL MIXED UP UNFORGIVING WORLD DID YOU HAVE TO BE SO TASTY!" (SOB!)

~As I half-expected, the Chicken had nothing to say on the matter.

We never really were the same after that, though we did meet briefly by the water 24 hours later to part ways forever.



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