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**SOgLak** · 10-18-2007, 01:01 PM

Halloween is my favorite holiday.

My past favorite costumes:
A fake knife stabbed through a box of lucky charms.
(a cereal killer!)--its great with a SlingBlade accent

Jungle Safari Hunter.
Big fake mustache, safari hat, shooting jacket, fake gun.
Little daughter dressed up in a full Tigger suit.
Wife dressed in Leopard print....oh ya, that was a good halloween.

70s Disco Pants and Butterfly collar shirt with lots of ugly gold horoscope symbol necklaces....
Reeking of cologne.....they ask you what you are, you pull a bottle of "aqua velva" out of your too tight pants.
splash it on..."Im the aquavelva man....baby...." Proceed to splash after-shave on....and then hit on the nearest
woman with cheesest line possible.

Medical scrubs with blood smeared all over, maybe a dismembered hand in the pocket.
Name tag states "Med Student"

Then about every 3-4 years or so I get the urge for the super horrific costume...the
zombie with latex ripped flesh face-- etc...nothing like driving into work, pulling up to a stoplight
and watching someone look at you....they always have that "OH GOD" look for a split second.

10-18-2007, 01:01 PM	#19
SOgLak Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 377 Senior Member	Halloween is my favorite holiday. My past favorite costumes: A fake knife stabbed through a box of lucky charms. (a cereal killer!)--its great with a SlingBlade accent Jungle Safari Hunter. Big fake mustache, safari hat, shooting jacket, fake gun. Little daughter dressed up in a full Tigger suit. Wife dressed in Leopard print....oh ya, that was a good halloween. 70s Disco Pants and Butterfly collar shirt with lots of ugly gold horoscope symbol necklaces.... Reeking of cologne.....they ask you what you are, you pull a bottle of "aqua velva" out of your too tight pants. splash it on..."Im the aquavelva man....baby...." Proceed to splash after-shave on....and then hit on the nearest woman with cheesest line possible. Medical scrubs with blood smeared all over, maybe a dismembered hand in the pocket. Name tag states "Med Student" Then about every 3-4 years or so I get the urge for the super horrific costume...the zombie with latex ripped flesh face-- etc...nothing like driving into work, pulling up to a stoplight and watching someone look at you....they always have that "OH GOD" look for a split second.
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