[indahouweres]

i was thinking something mopre like mc hammer's

ta tarara, tan tan, tan tan, YOU CANT TOUCH ME!!!

or maybe
some sir mix-a-lot "baby got bogu"

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bogu.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those kendo world guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those kendo guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total sandan, 'kay?
I mean, her bogu, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... newbie!

i was gonna put all the lyrics... but you get the idea