[swissloveone]

What about Dale, who is/was Dale....really?

Back in the 1999/2000, he wanted to leave Australia and emigrate to Canada, so I set him up with my sister for a green-card marriage. He stayed at our house for a bit, but we soon fell in love. We dated for about two years (I was the top). The sodomy was glorious and constant.

Unfortunately, in 2002 Ling-Ling (a Panda) came to the local zoo on loan from China. Dale was eager to visit the zoo, claiming he's never been to a zoo before. While at the zoo, he went straight for the Panda exhibit. After about 15 minutes, I wanted to go, but he refused to. He thought this was something special. After an hour, I lost patience...we had a huge fight. I told him I'd meet him at home, and I confiscated the lollipop I purchased for him before as punishment.

It was soon midnight and my Dale had not yet returned home. I raced back to the Zoo, climbed over the fence, and made my way to the panda exhibit. What I saw I can never forget.

There was Dale, naked as the day he was born. There was Ling-Ling, eating bamboo. Or so I thought. I quietly stepped to the side to adjust my angle, and found Ling-Ling was giving oral sex to my Dale. He immediately raced behind her and proceeded to mount her, thrusting vigorously. He made sounds I've never heard a human make before -- I later found out these were Panda mating calls.

I immediately vomited, which startled both Dale and the Panda. I was caught, he knew I knew his secret. His face turned a bright red. I didn't know what else to do, so I ran. I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away.

Dale never did come home that night. It turns out he booked a flight back to Australia, never to return to Canada again. We both kept to our own sections of Apolyton (me the off-topic, him the Civ3/4 forums, and MarkG's secret bestiality forum) and tried to pretend none of this happened.

Then the unthinkable happened: Colonization came out. We intersected. He modded for Civ4: Col, I played. We argued over his mod (I thought it was shitty), and in the heat of the argument I let slip a comment about his fetish for panda sex. A fury ignited inside of him.

He abused his powers to delete as many of my posts as possible. When he got caught, he PMed me a death threat recapping my full name and location. He was going to get me, he told me. He was then banned from this site...and left to go make a new site.