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**royarnekara** · 07-07-2011, 06:56 AM

My suicide ritual would be this:

1) Procure a sawn off shotgun
2) Procure decent amount of cocaine, some alcohol and a vehicle (preferably a nice Lamborghini, which I would steal at gunpoint)
3) Buy three KFC bargain buckets, make a few last phone calls, eat my food, snort some coke, down a bottle of vodka and blow my brains out all over the interior of the nice car.
4) Make local news
5) PROFIT

No suicide notes, leave 'em wondering.

That said, I really hope it never comes to suicide. The only way I can see it happening is if I was facing life in prison and couldn't be sure I could end my life while in there, you'd probably have to hang yourself and suffer the attendant problems (pain, emptying of bladder and bowels). Plus topping yourself is a great fuck you to the police, criminal justice system and other aggreived parties.

07-07-2011, 06:56 AM	#21
royarnekara Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 541 Senior Member	My suicide ritual would be this: 1) Procure a sawn off shotgun 2) Procure decent amount of cocaine, some alcohol and a vehicle (preferably a nice Lamborghini, which I would steal at gunpoint) 3) Buy three KFC bargain buckets, make a few last phone calls, eat my food, snort some coke, down a bottle of vodka and blow my brains out all over the interior of the nice car. 4) Make local news 5) PROFIT No suicide notes, leave 'em wondering. That said, I really hope it never comes to suicide. The only way I can see it happening is if I was facing life in prison and couldn't be sure I could end my life while in there, you'd probably have to hang yourself and suffer the attendant problems (pain, emptying of bladder and bowels). Plus topping yourself is a great fuck you to the police, criminal justice system and other aggreived parties.
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