[nermise]

Funerals are for the people you leave behind, so what you want is fairly irrelevant. You won't be helping their grieving by making ridiculous impositions from the great beyond.

It is my ambition to live a hundred years or more, so there probably won't be a lot of people to leave behind, nor will my body be much use for anything. Therefore I don't want a service. Straight into the cheapest available coffin, then off to the crematorium. No undertakers having to dress my body, shave my face and stitch my mouth closed. No pompous celebrants speaking crap about me.

I will investigate the possibility of donating parts of my body closer to the time, but I definitely don't want medical students messing around. Nor do I want some weirdo like Gunther von Hagens salivating over my corpse.