[royarnekara]

My suicide ritual would be this:

1) Procure a sawn off shotgun
2) Procure decent amount of cocaine, some alcohol and a vehicle (preferably a nice Lamborghini, which I would steal at gunpoint)
3) Buy three KFC bargain buckets, make a few last phone calls, eat my food, snort some coke, down a bottle of vodka and blow my brains out all over the interior of the nice car.
4) Make local news
5) PROFIT


No suicide notes, leave 'em wondering.


That said, I really hope it never comes to suicide. The only way I can see it happening is if I was facing life in prison and couldn't be sure I could end my life while in there, you'd probably have to hang yourself and suffer the attendant problems (pain, emptying of bladder and bowels). Plus topping yourself is a great fuck you to the police, criminal justice system and other aggreived parties.

[Aagotiq]

I have heard that in Japan there is a "trend" of collective suicides.

The most cases I have heard of was hanging, which always makes me wonder why this brutal and dirty method, I have heard that people who hang themselves not only suffocate and suffer, but empty their bladder and bowel, I wouldnt like to be found like that. There is a chance to break your neck if you jump off a high stool, but its not sure and its weird.
another thing about hanging is I never understand how people manage to hang themselves on a door knob or a radiator.
Another way I know quite popular is cutting veins, it looks from outside very hard but apparently is painless.
Its however for teenagers


If it was me, I would swallow pills or shoot heroin. Probably the latter, cause with the pills its the risk mentioned by jr1, you can vomit it and survive but become mental or numb or paralysed, whatever option- not only failed suicide. but even worse life afterwards.

I have never taken heroin or other hard drugs so I think my body would react strongly to even small doses, when its injected not swallowed its no way out, I would just get 10 times more than my calculated lethal dose.

Hang themselves on a radiator???
My mom is a nurse and some years ago she worked at a children's hospital and they had a lot of teenage suicide cases by cutting veins, the funny thing was that the biggest part of people actually don't know how to cut veins, so they start to bleed then they become afraid and then they call for an ambulance!

[Hoijdxvh]

My suicide ritual would be this:

1) Procure a sawn off shotgun
2) Procure decent amount of cocaine, some alcohol and a vehicle (preferably a nice Lamborghini, which I would steal at gunpoint)
3) Buy three KFC bargain buckets, make a few last phone calls, eat my food, snort some coke, down a bottle of vodka and blow my brains out all over the interior of the nice car.
4) Make local news
5) PROFIT


No suicide notes, leave 'em wondering.


That said, I really hope it never comes to suicide. The only way I can see it happening is if I was facing life in prison and couldn't sure I could end my life while in there, you'd probably have to hang yourself and suffer the attendant problems (pain, emptying of bladder and bowels). Plus topping yourself is a great fuck you to the police, criminal justice system and other aggreived parties.

Isn't that attention seeking cause i remember a Spainish fellow who killed himself by jumping off a Church roof in Malaga just so he would be rememberd

[E4qC1qQ5]

Sorry to hear that but you never know in the far future will you ever have thoughts of suicide. i only had minor suicide thoughts however i was drunk so that doesn't count

If your whole life was ruined and most of your family pasted on, you would most likely be attempting to take your own life. its sad to hear 12 year olds and even 8 year olds hanging themselves over dramatized words and embarassing moments which led most down the path of suicide. RIP

No, I doubt it, my view is when you reach the lowest of the low, the absolute worse place you can be, you can either be a loser and take your life, or you can move on up and make it better.

There are people that go through wars, see their parents cut into pieces, are raped and burned with acid, yet they don't commit suicide, who the heck am I to "feel sad" about stuff and kill myself.

I don't ever want to be a loser I guess.... I do however dedicate this sing to the losers among us :P

[xtrudood]

Hang themselves on a radiator???
My mom is a nurse and some years ago she worked in a children's hospital and they had a lot of teenage suicide cases by cutting veins, the funny thing was that the biggest part of people actually don't know how to cut veins, so they start to bleed then they become afraid and then they call for an ambulance!

I feel bad for them, they probably failed at everything in their life, what a kick in the balls to fail at killing yourself

[Teareerah]

in greece most people cut their veins or hang themselves.
guns are also a choice, but most people don't have guns since you need a hunters permit for them.

i think suicide is a stupid thing

[zzarratusstra]

They have to cut in the direction of the vein and not across right

Military men in Turkey usually shoot themselves at the temples of their head..... it seems to be the way to do it in their line of work

[Seerseraxlils]

They have to cut in the direction of the vein and not across right

and this is why some people fail to even suicide lol :P

[VXHLrsO1]

No, I doubt it, my view is when you reach the lowest of the low, the absolute worse place you can be, you can either be a loser and take your life, or you can move on up and make it better.

There are people that go through wars, see their parents cut into pieces, are raped and burned with acid, yet they don't commit suicide, who the heck am I to "feel sad" about stuff and kill myself.

I don't ever want to be a loser I guess.... I do however dedicate this sing to the losers among us :P

Indeed 100% agree for all those losers who believe their life is over after they hit Rock bottom but bare in mind if you hit rock bottom then theres no other way but up cause you already hit Rocky Bottom

[xsexymasterix]

Isn't that attention seeking cause i remember a Spainish fellow who killed himself by jumping off a Church roof in Malaga just so he would be rememberd

Yes it would be horrendous attention seeking, and since you remember that guy his plan to be remembered worked

The funny thing is, the only time you're really free is in the run up to suicide. Nothing can hurt you, the police can't hurt you, nobody can hurt you at all. You could do whatever you want (hence the shooting sprees some people go on, Raoul Moat for example), it would all be between you and your conscience. True freedom.

I'd steal a Lamborghini (or a Bugatti Veyron if I could track one down) and go on a 200mph car chase with the cops, shooting the gun off in the air for the Hell of it. I'd bring some CDs to play while I did it. Nothing better than travelling 200mph down the motorway, a sawn off shotgun in my lap and Blur's 'Woo Hoo' to serenade me in my final moments.

[SigNeewfoew]

You could always poison yourself too.. rat poison etc...

[Rnlvifov]

Umm pills.

[tigoCeree]

Yes it would be horrendous attention seeking, and since you remember that guy his plan to be remembered worked

The funny thing is, the only time you're really free is in the run up to suicide. Nothing can hurt you, the police can't hurt you, nobody can hurt you at all. You could do whatever you want (hence the shooting sprees some people go on, Raoul Moat for example), it would all be between you and your conscience. True freedom.

I'd steal a Lamborghini (or a Bugatti Veyron if I could track one down) and go on a 200mph car chase with the cops, shooting the gun off in the air for the Hell of it. I'd bring some CDs to play while I did it. Nothing better than travelling 200mph down the motorway, a sawn off shotgun in my lap and Blur's 'Woo Hoo' to serenade me in my final moments.

GOING OUT WITH STYLE!

[Druspills]

You could always poison yourself too.. rat poison etc...

Come on, you're more interesting than that. You would literally die like a rat. Go out with a bang for God's sake If you've been boring in life you can be interesting in death.

Another advantage of a public suicide is that the person who finds you won't be emotionally tied to you. I couldn't imagine putting my mom or dad, or a friend, through the pain of finding my dead body. I'd rather it be a policeman or someone else who is hardened to such things.

[Toscoropreark]

They have to cut in the direction of the vein and not across right

Military men in Turkey usually shoot themselves at the temples of their head..... it seems to be the way to do it in their line of work

Yes, you are totally right!

[Avgustslim]

You could always poison yourself too.. rat poison etc...

they tested that and the human body can not handle any amount of rat poisoning because mostly they keep vomiting it out you'll probably need to inject it cause you need alot of rat poisoning to commit suicide properly.

[MP+4]

I would never hang myself, that's just seems painful, although I knew a girl that killed herself that way.

If I had to do it, I'd do it by gunshot.

[ViagraFeller]

I think in Latvia people hang themselves... yes, that's probably the most popular way of killing himself/herself.

[HugoSimon]

I would never hang myself, that's just seems painful, although I knew a girl that killed herself that way.

If I had to do it, I'd do it by gunshot.

i still think a gun to the head is a cowardly way since there's no honour in it. Curt Cobain shot himself cause he was mentally ill

[dAy2EWlg]

i still think a gun to the head is a cowardly way since there's no honour in it. Curt Cobain shot himself cause he was mentally ill

Lol, who said gun to the head? What if I were to shoot myself in the leg and myself bleed out? haha.