[Tw1anJOO]

Couple weeks ago my wife says, "You look a little tired. Maybe you should take a break from kendo this week?"

I said, "Does evil take a break? No? Then why should fighting evil take a break?"

I'm going to start doing this all the time, replying to things as if I were a super hero like The Phantom or Doc Savage. Next time I am going for a run and my little boy says, "Why?" I'll say, "Because that's what super heroes do, son, and when you're a little bigger you can come with me."

*puffs out chest*