Calling all Troll Hunters...
 

Calling all Troll Hunters...

I have a project for the most evil of you. Please post Troll-Hunting resume or CV on here. There can be only one (or two).

Oh, troll-hunting, nice http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Well my qualities are:

I am currently a 6th dan holder of Google-fu, with a speciality on "dig up strange shit on the web"-ryu.
I am genuinely evil, can post own home made certificate if asked for.
And, I have a great sense of humour... sometimes http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

Well, that's all I have time to write right now, since iaido practise starts in 25 minutes http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/rolleyes.gif

I showed you that trick that one time http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

I've got torches and pitchforks, too.

Oh, I was able to find the legendary hidden "Hot Girl in Bogu" URL in the thread with the same name. This should prove my superior Google-fu skillz http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/old_man.gif

I have a repond slayer kryss that works really good on trolls... oh wait... Internet trolls... ummm... I can send him virus emails, does that count? http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif I still have my trojan/virus collections somewhere on a CD Rom in my room http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

I only hunt trolls with server logs. It doesn't take all the guesswork out, but it helps a lot. Now it's just track and report. I still see it as mostly an admin function. Most of my hunting was for other types of miscreants. Sometimes I do miss the vigilante days...

Arin is still one of my friends... http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

Please post Troll-Hunting resume or CV on here. I don't actually hunt them. I just have lots of fun making fun of them. I think trolls serve a valuable diversionary roll in the on-line community. Too many people get upset and take them seriously though.

1. I like whips.
2. I own my own slave-troll. *troll growls menacingly from a chain*
3. I like them barbecued... yum!
4. I hand out poison cookies to junior trolls.
5. I'm 60 000 yrs old...

Yaaaaaaaaar. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

eh? troll hunter call, huh? lol. Anyway:
1. Specializes in MA/ninja trolls
2. Can use search engines well enough (no search engine whiz, but not bad, either).
3. Enjoy making sarcastic remarks at the retards who stick their neck out far enough. Hey, they asked for it....
4. Have a lot of free time to tear apart trolls (college is too easy....)

Cheers for your input guys and girls. Splice and H20 win 'cos they were first to post.

Will be back to this thread in a few days with the results of my project. You'll like it.

too bad i didnt come here on time scott... you'll miss the best internet/forum troll hunter in the entire galaxy. my CV is so hardcore i can't even post it here for security reasons http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

i'll PM you with it in case you're interested...

Rather than posting my humble troll hunter CV (which includes several ISSACs) I propose Paikea for the job. He is merciless and bloodthirsty with the trolls, he is so hardcore he makes a notch on his bokken everytime one gets banned.

Hai_Hai would be pretty good for ripping trolls apart, too.

With my teeth, even. PG has actually been playing with this one on swordform for a while now. Up until today, he's been hogging all the fun for himself.

This is what Paikea looks like by the way.
Not something you want to mess with.

From all the legends I have heard about the Obukan dojo, I pictured him something like this instead:

http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...l%3Dit%26lr%3D

http://images.google.it/imgres?imgur...lr%3D%26sa%3DN

all rolled into one being.http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/smiley.gif

Those are not troll slayers (unlike mine). So I win, again.

Whats he going to do?
He has no arms!!

Bite their nuts off?

Sorry couldn't help myself

That would hurt a lot more than what I had in mind. Congrats for being sicker than me.}Here is another artist's rendering of Paikea. This time with his custom bogu and shinai.

looks like the hardcore punk cousin of obelix the gaul... not too scary.