Warning: Hazardous substances!
 

Gah.... Geez, I was reading a letter I recieved recently from the BKA about the lidstone Taikai (sp?) and came across a section warning about hazardous substances in the dojo.... I began to think, could there have been an oil spillage in the dojo recently? Could someone have "accidently" dumped toxic waste in the middle of the floor?..... My mind began to race.... I read on.... To my shock, I found that it was even worse than I thought, it was terrible infact... it was- PIGEON POO!
Well It cracked me up.... I know that the world has come to such a state where anyone can be sued for anything and insurance makes the world go round, but (considering the little laughs we can take from life nowadays without offending some religious, racial or political group) it was pretty damned hillarious http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/wink2.gif
Yours histerically,
Inuyasha
PS- sory if this was already mentioned but I couldn't find anything that prominant on it in search

and you know, once it dries, it gives such wonderful traction on the floor. The problem is knowing when it's dry enough........

There was one pidgeon circling through about 7 or 8 shiai before getting tired, stopping and poohping all over the shiai-jo.

Maybe the BKA should invest in pigeon poo while it's wet, leave it to dry and sel it to unsuspecting dojo's as new flooring! *rubs hands together* could make some serious dosh http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/wink2.gif

There has always been a hazard at the Lidstone Taikai from incontinent birds. Sparrows, pidgeons. Never saw a kendoka get pooed on though, certainly stand out against the armour.....and I dont think there is an exact phrase for the shimpan to indicate incontinent bird induced slippages except ...'Oh *#$^'