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**Cigarsstoreonline** · 08-13-2006, 05:11 AM

After many years I've finally realised something... I'm allergic to training!!!

Look at the evidence...

When I train I start by getting a sweat; followed by a red rash that comes across my face; then I get short of breath and dizzy!! all this is followed by aches and pains!!! see this quote from dictionary.com
Main Entry: al·ler·gy
Pronunciation: 'al-&r-jE
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -gies
1 : altered bodily reactivity (as hypersensitivity) to an antigen in response to a first exposure
2 : exaggerated or pathological reaction (as by sneezing, respiratory embarrassment, itching, or skin rashes) to substances, situations, or physical states that are without comparable effect on the average individual
3 : medical practice concerned with allergies See point 2: 'skin rashes', 'respiratory embarrassment' (I liked this one best!), etc...

As far as I am concerned this is an allergic reaction to physical exercise!!!

**Suentiend** · 08-13-2006, 06:11 AM

Well... yeah. Bacterial stresses your body the same way physical exertion does. So, if we consider practice as what would otherwise be harmless, then, yeah, you have total allergies. But, since physical exertion is a bitch anyway, and your system is responding by shutting down much like one would do while producing an extreme fever, you can say that practice can also be an infection.

**trilochana.nejman** · 08-13-2006, 09:31 AM

and if you suffer so badly it could also be life threatening...
good job i got a death wish

**Mabeavyledlib** · 08-13-2006, 10:21 AM

When I train I start by getting a sweat; followed by a red rash that comes across my face; then I get short of breath and dizzy!! all this is followed by aches and pains!!!..

It's the same when you are clastophobic, or when you are having se.... er whatever...

**downtowndude** · 08-13-2006, 12:32 PM

Awooga Guy was gonna say, does that mean Lounge has an allergic reaction when he reads all his smutty bongo mags

That is all.

**Ternneowns** · 08-15-2006, 05:10 AM

...does that mean Lounge has an allergic reaction when he reads all his smutty bongo mags...

Martial arts is my training for my bongo mag marathon!!!

**Alex** · 08-15-2006, 05:17 AM

Yepyepyep

my bro's a self confessed percussion fancier...

I'd like to play with those maracas

etc ...
I am so bored ...

**Rx-Ultram** · 08-15-2006, 05:20 AM

Jazz mags, rhythm pamphlets... so many names for smut

That is all.

08-13-2006, 05:11 AM	#1
Cigarsstoreonline Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 336 Senior Member	I came to a conclusion After many years I've finally realised something... I'm allergic to training!!! Look at the evidence... When I train I start by getting a sweat; followed by a red rash that comes across my face; then I get short of breath and dizzy!! all this is followed by aches and pains!!! see this quote from dictionary.com Main Entry: al·ler·gy Pronunciation: 'al-&r-jE Function: noun Inflected Form: plural -gies 1 : altered bodily reactivity (as hypersensitivity) to an antigen in response to a first exposure 2 : exaggerated or pathological reaction (as by sneezing, respiratory embarrassment, itching, or skin rashes) to substances, situations, or physical states that are without comparable effect on the average individual 3 : medical practice concerned with allergies See point 2: 'skin rashes', 'respiratory embarrassment' (I liked this one best!), etc... As far as I am concerned this is an allergic reaction to physical exercise!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-13-2006, 06:11 AM	#2
Suentiend Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 516 Senior Member	Well... yeah. Bacterial stresses your body the same way physical exertion does. So, if we consider practice as what would otherwise be harmless, then, yeah, you have total allergies. But, since physical exertion is a bitch anyway, and your system is responding by shutting down much like one would do while producing an extreme fever, you can say that practice can also be an infection. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-13-2006, 09:31 AM	#3
trilochana.nejman Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 578 Senior Member	and if you suffer so badly it could also be life threatening... good job i got a death wish Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-13-2006, 10:21 AM	#4
Mabeavyledlib Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 364 Senior Member	When I train I start by getting a sweat; followed by a red rash that comes across my face; then I get short of breath and dizzy!! all this is followed by aches and pains!!!.. It's the same when you are clastophobic, or when you are having se.... er whatever... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-13-2006, 12:32 PM	#5
downtowndude Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 452 Senior Member	Awooga Guy was gonna say, does that mean Lounge has an allergic reaction when he reads all his smutty bongo mags That is all. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-15-2006, 05:10 AM	#6
Ternneowns Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 541 Senior Member	...does that mean Lounge has an allergic reaction when he reads all his smutty bongo mags... Martial arts is my training for my bongo mag marathon!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-15-2006, 05:17 AM	#7
Alex Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 430 Senior Member	Yepyepyep my bro's a self confessed percussion fancier... I'd like to play with those maracas etc ... I am so bored ... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-15-2006, 05:20 AM	#8
Rx-Ultram Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 438 Senior Member	Jazz mags, rhythm pamphlets... so many names for smut That is all. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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