[replicamuse]

If they did, who could understand the jokes?

As long as they have a flat cap, pint of stout and a coal mine to dig, they don't need jokes,lad. By gum. Eckethump.

[Franchise]

"Baldrick, you wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Cunning plans are here again'."

cunning plans .. what's so cunning about it it has no meaning

[23tommy]

Now now, you can only push a girl 2 times. You don't want to upset anyone here

Now you have to understand the special relationship that english northerners and southerners have. I'm from London shes from Yorkshire, ergo North vs South. To me, shes a northern bastard, and to her, I'm a southern ponce. It comes with the territory I'm afraid. Bloody northerners. They get everywhere. Just don't get me started on the welsh.

And I thought it was 3 times a lady. What are you trying to say?!

[NumDusthouh]

Well its a sad fact that they are too tight to have a sense of humour in Yorkshire ..

If they did, who could understand the jokes?

[ananciguinter]

Baldrick is a hero.
he also invented green dont ya know

And the Cat. Baldrick invented the cat.

And he was a master poet.

[SallyIsNice5]

"Baldrick, you wouldn't recognize a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Cunning plans are here again'."

[Derrida]

So if sjp told you to take off your men and receive men 4x w/o blocking with your shinai, would you do it?

Tim

Go on Steve, give it a try!

[gernica]

But apparently no real grasp of grammer....

Now now, you can only push a girl 2 times. You don't want to upset anyone here

[Kennypor]

I can't stand it any more...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldrick

This just goes to show you how crappy wikipedia is. It doesn't even mention Baldrick's kendo career.

[BakerBonce]

He used to carry a turnip shaped like a shinai with him at all times.

That's correct, he's also the inventor of turnip ryu
I saw him do a "debana turnip" once

[DavidShreder]

He's the son of Robin the Dung Gatherer.

[nitivearchit]

well geez (SJP) told me to start this thread so i did i didn't want to but i had time so..

So if sjp told you to take off your men and receive men 4x w/o blocking with your shinai, would you do it?

Tim

[mikajuise]

Baldrick is a hero.
he also invented green dont ya know

[dogdesign]

Actually, Baldrick was the first world champion kendo.
He had a men so sharp you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasle.

serious? cause i can't trust anyone on this site lately..

[Ifroham4]

serious? cause i can't trust anyone on this site lately..

He used to carry a turnip shaped like a shinai with him at all times.

[IACJdKfU]

NO! that website is wrong! Baldrick is the guy who goes around sending computer viruses to noobie trolls who make to many irrelevent threads and posts! Damn that site!

[alecaf]

So if sjp told you to take off your men and receive men 4x w/o blocking with your shinai, would you do it?

Tim

That's what we do at our Dojo

[Lenny Hensley]

I can't stand it any more...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldrick