The fortune cookie thread
 

I thought it might be nice to start a thread for good fortune cookie sayings.

My first entry is the one I just got today, here goes.

"There is no substitute for good manners except, maybe, fast reflexes."

enjoy,
Logan

I was told that the only valid way to read a fortune cookie is to place the words "in bed" at the end. Great entertainment value with your Chinese take-out.

Ooh can we make them up? like...(highly unoriginal)

A smile says more than a thousand words..


haha although..with "in bed" at the end...

A smile says more than a thousand words in bed...
http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

How about When misfortune strikes, smile. You could be on Candid Camera. or If you can remain calm while those around you panic, you've missed something.

an apple a day will keep the doctor away. An onion a day will keep everyone away.

where i live we don't get fortune cookies http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/frown.gif it saddens me http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.gif

I usually get one's that say "you love chinese food!" :-(