Internet is for.....
 

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/internet4porn

Hmm.. This is from an actual musical.

Tim

is this work safe tim??!!

When youre feeling blue dont know what to do,
sitting all alone, waiting by the phone,
The world seems so unfair, no one seems to care,
your dreams are ripped and torn, you got a friend in porn........

When the night is long, everything seems wrong,
Your love is on a shelf, youre forced to touch yourself,
Reach for your old friend, the pleasures never end,
and I think youll find, its a friend you can rewind.....
Thank you for the porn..... http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.gif

-Sean Cullen-

Don't worry it is WS.

Tim