I need a new signature...
 

OK - Im bored with my sig... so I need a new one.
I was thinking along the lines of something classic, like a nice misquote...
" the pen is mightier than the sword"..."your pen, my sword, outside now."

"A good friend stabs you in the front" "so get him before he gets you"

Or just something like this perhaps...

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a sword has a sharp edge and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast butter side up on the back of a cat and drop it?

is chidokan being a troll in herehttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/ninja.gif ......lol just kidding!

here's a good one

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

~taganahan

Nice one. It resembles my signature just a little bit http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast butter side up on the back of a cat and drop it?"

It'll float in midair!

Farrah: "A swordsman does not fear death if he dies with honor."

Doctor Who: "Then he's an idiot."

How about:
"Your signature here? Find out How:

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Crap out of edit time:

It should have been:
"Your signature? find out how

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Who cares. Do as you wish. It ain't rocket science, nor will it get you the Nobel Peace Prize.

how about... "our dojo is open to anyone, apart from ugly birds, young hot females, topless iaido is optional"

Well, according to my high school physics teacher, the cat will hover on it's side inches above the ground and will begin to rotate at such high speeds that you could hook a belt from the spinning cat to a generator and power a magnetic bullet train from Brantford, Ontario to New York City, New York.