[bikersfan]

OK - Im bored with my sig... so I need a new one.
I was thinking along the lines of something classic, like a nice misquote...
" the pen is mightier than the sword"..."your pen, my sword, outside now."

"A good friend stabs you in the front" "so get him before he gets you"

Or just something like this perhaps...

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a sword has a sharp edge and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast butter side up on the back of a cat and drop it?