[neeclindy]

You've heard it on the bball court, around school, and around home messin with friends. I'll start off.

1.) Yo momma so stupid, it took her 1hr to cook minute rice.
2.) Yo momma so short, she had to slam dunk her bus faire.

[ITYfl01c]

Oh man I love these jokes!!

Yo mommas Glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo mommas so fat God created her in 6 days and on the seventh he rested

[geasurpacerma]

Yo momma so poor, she put a McDonald’s Happy Meal on a
layaway plan.

[Lenkapuppia]

Yo mama so dumb she spent an hour staring at the orange juice carton cos it said concentrate

Yo mama so poor your tits are real

yo mama so fat she uses the equator as a belt....


and so it goes on... and on...

[Anckzxik]

Yo mama so fat, she got other smaller fat women in orbit around her.

[55TRATTERENRY]

Why y'all got to be talk'in bout my momma?

Samurai 999 - yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctors picked her up upside down and said, "looks siamese twins"

Villageidot - yo momma so ugly she took your dog to dog show and she came in first. Your dog was a close second.

Koma - Yo momma so fat she got baptized in the ocean.

Super Kodachi - Yo moma so fat she used a bomerang to put on her belt.

Neil - Yo mamao so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and got a dollar.

* Note - this is a joke and please don't take it personal.

Ok BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!

[Xzmwskxn]

Yo momma so short she play handball with the curb.

Yo momma so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo momma so dark, when the cops shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights

[gghrdfffhfyj]

Yo momma so fat, Crisco got plans to recycle her.

[Nikitka]

Yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

[DoctorNelsonOnten]

Yo momma so ugly, she had to tie a meat necklace around her neck to get the dog to sleep with her.

Yo mommas so fat, she used the Sears tower as a mirror.

[Feflyinvelf]

Yo mamma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her momma.

[JennyStewarta]

Yo mamma so fat, I had to roll off her twice.

[huedaanydrax]

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

[Metrujectiktus]

Your mom is so fat she has to use Huggies instead of using pantyliner...

[Kemapreedasse]

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

By far my favorite ones yet.

Your momma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

[refsherne]

Why y'all got to be talk'in bout my momma?

Samurai 999 - yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctors picked her up upside down and said, "looks siamese twins"

Villageidot - yo momma so ugly she took your dog to dog show and she came in first. Your dog was a close second.

Koma - Yo momma so fat she got baptized in the ocean.

Super Kodachi - Yo moma so fat she used a bomerang to put on her belt.

Neil - Yo mamao so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and got a dollar.

* Note - this is a joke and please don't take it personal.

Ok BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!

Kendo-Militia your mamao like bogu, everybody hitz da all night long
I think this is the first Yo moma joke with kendo in it

[Sleedyhex]

Kendo-Militia your mamao like bogu, everybody hitz da all night long
I think this is the first Yo moma joke with kendo in it

I got to give you points for creativity.


Yo momma like a roster, ANY-COCK-WILL-DO...

[Mjyzpzph]

Yo momma so fat, when she cut herself, gravy poured out...

Yo momma so big, she plays hopscotch like this: California, Utah, South Dakota/Kansas...

Yo momma so big, she beeps when she backs up...

[Dogxzysl]

Yo momma so stupid, when she went to the theater and saw "under 17 not admitted", she went out and got 16 friends.

Yo momma so old, when God said "let there be light", she flipped the switch.

Yo momma so fat, her dou looks like the front end of a choo choo train.

[PetrZimin]

Yo momma like a bus, people getting on and off all day.
Yo momma like a light switch, a 6yr old can turn her on.
Yo momma so fat the one time she wore high heels, she hit oil.