Top ten post-shiai quotes:
 

1. "I think I really need some more shiai practice"

2. "I've been thinking I wouldn't mind trying jodan"

3. "I really want to practice more gyaku-do"

4. "Don't worry babe, we were just talking about kendo"

5. "Some of those little kids are really awesome"

6. "What's the rule if somebody drops their shinai"

7. "I thought that men/kote/do was in"

8. "I didn't think that men/kote/do was in"

9. "I always get so tense at competitions"

10. "Better luck next year"

11. "You only beat me because Im sick today."

12. "Next year i will beat her/him"

13. "I only lost because I didn't take my pre-shiai dookie" http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo.../confused2.gif

14. "Good luck on your next match (because if you win the division I'll have an excuse for losing)."

15. "I'll make up for it in the team battle."

16. Where are we going for beer?

17. "Matthew Raymond is STILL fighting?"

18) That first cut was miles off the , but the second one was sweet as (or Vice verser)

19) Thanks for all the BLING!!!

20) Well were off to .

21) Sorry about your elbow, you weer meant to lift your arms

22) Did you see break there shina on

23) Your going to have to put that match on youtube and post the link to Kendo World

is anyone there?

24. What do you mean I smell bad? I just won the tournament!

25.- please, stop hitting my shinai with your head!!

26.- i lost because of the floor...so slippery

21) Sorry about your elbow, you weer meant to lift your arms Haha, seriously, I dont know why, but thats a good one. Hahaaha.

27. wtf happened out there... no i mean, WTF??

28. you won't be so lucky next time...

29. it wasn't pleasant killing my dojo mates through the finals

30. aww man, the main shimpan was blowing his nose when i scored that marvelous ippon...

31. you're so on my blacklist for beating me

32. 0WN3D!

33. sorry i didn't mean to renzoku waza your head through the shiaijo...

34. Did I win?

35) Who is on next?.....oh s**t, where is my men????

36) He couldn't do jodan and I can't do tsuki, I gave him a choice between chudan or a nice bruise neclace.

37) Wow!that Went Fast!

edit: just realized there is an anti-ALL CAPS filter... ;'(

38) you wear your do too high/low
39) sorry, i never meant to do a tsuki, was a kote-men
40) the shinpan didn't understand i blocked his shinai with my men

41) Who's your daddy, huh?
42) Suck it up, biatch.....

43) Yes! I didnt get a single hansoku this time! lets celebrate!