That's not true! That's impossible!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


But then, what if I end up drinking all the beer and pass out

You'll find she's married you.

I found a walkthrough on a forum, but I've lost the link. So I attach it here, just for you http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/silly.gif . Stop crying Kyung!Walkthrough.txt http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif definitely a +rep for The Great I Am.

This is far more confusing than real girls, and more than a touch less classy. Still, maybe i should take a camera on a date, that proved interesting.

Yeah, slut.

Hey, that trick works in real life, too!










Er.......I mean........So I'm told, anyway.http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...mbarrassed.gif

Slut's an understatement lol. She must be an open house or something. That's a lot of dates in 2 months.

Now now,

we all need these very generous young ladies to help perfect our lack of techniquehttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/confused.gifhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/ponder.gif

Oh no,

you bad bad bad girl.

I now have a vision of you going low on this scantily clad nymphette type.

Stay calm Lee....think of cloud formations...okay Cumulus, Alto-stratus....er err




aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghh

No,

You've spelt that wrong. Its'

Oh good Lord Lee.

I know I try to play down my royal connections but for you I will make an exception

The Windsor of Widdling, I presume?
http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

Nope,

the Baron of Bonkinghttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

I'm going to stare at a beautiful girl and start drinking and when I wake up she better be my wife. My life has new meaning now. You are a blessing, sir

Problem is...


all girls look beautiful when you have been drinking..

it is the next morning when you sober up when you find out the REAL truth.

Best leave the weddings until then methinks

Bonk:
Jargon term by endurance athletes, primarily cyclists and long-distance runners, to describe a condition when the athlete suddenly loses energy and fatigue sets in, usually caused when glycogen stores in the liver and muscles are depleted, resulting in a major performance drop.

hee hee! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif


Earl of Hurl?
http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/silly.gif

Funny that , the word Shag
has two similiar meanings.

Shag and Bonk can mean the same thing as sex and 'shagged out' means drop dead tired.

Liked "earl of hurl"

but whatabout Duke of Puke

My grandmother told me that I should always compliment a girl when out on a date. I wish I could tell her, "Golly, that doctor did a great job on your tits, the nipple placement looks really natural."

Betcha that would get me helmet polished.

...or bitten off.