way of teh sword
 

lolz,i had to bring the thread here since apparently they dont accept it in techniques=/oh well

so do any of you collect swords and sword fight? or do use other weapons what kind of swords do you have? what techniqwues do you use?post it here!!

my personal favorite technique is double swords,but im better at mirage of blades ^^ what about you?

I am an expert in Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu. I am also extremely competent in koryu ahojutsu - but don't tell anyone.

I like Link's sword spinning technique from the Legend of Zelda, but I don't use it so often because I have to keep buying pixie dust from the Disney Store. So I said 'screw it', now I just fire laser beams from my shinai.

ummm,what do you mean,laser guns?i mean techniques in real life,lolz.i have a friend who thinks it awsome to use a laser pen to try and blind people,but it rarely works.lolz,i think he has problems ^^

as for the knight spin from legend of zelda,the wind waker,i have my own version of it.i dont spin wildly in a circle,i do really strong slams whil spinnig straight ahaed.i use my own gravity to slam my swords downwars,on after another,untill i break through my opponents defences and win ^^ they dont have time to counter,because if they do,they get slammed

so, do you know how to throw adoukens too?

I'm pretty convinced you're just trolling here, but in case you're for real:

Life isn't a video game. If you'd like to learn kendo or some other Japanese sword art, let us know where you are and we'll help you find a dojo. If you aren't interested in learning kendo, please go find some other forum filled with kids like you who pretend they can do stuff they see in games and movies. I'm sure any of the anime ones will do.

And in case you haven't noticed it, this board is largely populated by adults who write in proper English. If you want to be taken the slightest bit seriously, try paying attention in English class so you can write something we will pay attention to.

If you persist in popping into random threads to spew the same crap about your mad skillz, I'll bounce you for trolling.

is there an english version of that ? i throw knives,and im really good at them,but i throw kunai even better ^^ is that what you mean?

no,im serioslly into sword fighting and learning kendo.i go to a small martial arts deal here in my hometown,but im still not very good with it.i need to practice it more.as for swords,im extremly into it.im serios about swords,i dont joke around when it comes to these things.as for a magor dogo,i have the heart for it,but not the wallet=/

I think this says it all:

http://www.thecheezburgerfactory.com...8754843750.jpg

also,niel,in case you wernt paying attention,i use double sword,what about you?do you use any form of weapon?or are you completly into using fists only?

that picture explained nothing at all to me.......

why is it that everytime i post a sword fighting forum,people like niel show up and spit in my face about it?

Definitely a troll...

If you don't, it looks like this place can teach you how.

Neil is a kendo sensei, well respected around the globe. As such he uses shinai, not fantasy weapons that will snap if you play around with them. The people on this forum use real not made up Japanese weapons and learn from qualified people (Neil being one of them) in real dojo.

Neil buddy, I'm reckoning this is a troll cos of the purposeful obtuseness to what's actually being said.

I've had enough. I've gotta get up early and give someone a *gasp* iaido lesson in the morning (that's what we call 'sword training' naruto).

would sombody please explain to me why people keep calling me a troll.......

you know,the sword fighting club im in doesnt use "fantasy " swords.what you said is way out of line.i respect your kendo,i brought the sword fighting deal to the lounge,its not standing in your way.please stop harrasing me with your insults about it,and stop disrespecting me about sword fighting.

thank you

Because we are not allowed to swear at you.