Another N00b to poke fun at
 

How's it going there my name's Zach and I'm relatively new to the whole kendo thing =X, not sure how much I'll be posting though I don't tend to like forums much. But that is all
-XIII

Welcome!
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Don't feel bad, most of us here are new to Kendo as well!

NewB, either you are really new or you clearly don't know the way to do things around here. Instead of politely introducing yourself, you ought to have made some "hachi-kyu" comments in one of the discussions (usually saying that you are naturally talented at jodan or that you've been aspired to do kendo after watching kenshin, kill bill, last samurai) and insist that your personal opinion is better than that of ours and your senseis. And after we verbally abuse you to the point where you find yourself being angry at your computer for no substantial reason and feel like you just might quit kendo, (because you didn't know/expect that upright, wholesome kendoka would act like butt faces) only then. .. are you one of us! we've all went through it. now here's to poking fun at you... cheers. and enjoy the danger lurking ahead.

god i hate sarcasm. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo.../confused2.gif

haha wow I'm guessing i'm gonna love the interesting sense of humor around here. =D but yeah I dunno i'm not sure why but i normally tend to not post on forums -_-
-XIII

You're welcome as lurker or poster.

Huh? I thought we did this to drink your beer and dance with your women.

hahaha! That's good. Anyway, you forgot to add the the self-taught guy saying "I taight myself using books and video and I can beat anyone here, and I challenge you to a duel with bokken or even a live blade! And hey! I have my own dojo and students too." http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif I can think of some guys we've had here ages ago... hahaha, Makes me laugh remembering them!

Kaoru

Hello!

Welcome to the forums! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Well, don't worry... We won't toss you to the wolves or anything. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

Have you started yet or are you looking for a dojo? Kendo is really fun. I hope you enjoy it! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif

Anyway, it's ok if you don't want to post. Like Neil-sensei said, you can do what you like. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.gif Some people just like to read.

Kaoru

I like Kendo! I want sticky hitty smash fun fun playtime now!! No juicebox! naptime is oover! ana um, ana...youknowwhaaaaaat? um..Tomorrows I get to poop again!

LOL

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Welcome Ronin! I hope you too will learn to appreciate Kenzan and Masahiro's senses of humour. If not already, perhaps after a few more hits to the head.

Ok little Kenzan wenzan. I know you do. Mommy will take you to kendo playtime soon. I promise. You have to go home and eat some dinner and go potty first so you don't have an accident at your kendo playtime. So, come on. We have juice boxes at home, so no more fussing, ok? Let's go now. *leads a fussing Kenzan out the door* Oh, and Kenzan dear, we don't say things like that in public, ok?

Kaoru http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

That's hot.


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Wonder what Sigmund Frued would say about that? http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

Not much, as the guy is dead ;p kenzan's mind is unexplored territory, some people would mark it "hic sunt dracones" http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.gif

Welcome to the boards!

Or, Hic sunt mui mucho gobs O' packing peanuts.

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Uhmmmm... *cough* That could be read two different ways. Which way would you like me to read it? http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif hahaha...

Kaoru

I only seem to see one way ... and I think its the bad one... if it isn't, I dont want to know the other way

Oh... I was hoping there would be two. I decided he could also mean "cool" in the hope there'd be two ways, hehehe. I'd prefer the polite way! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/wink.gif

Kaoru

I thought he meant that he thought Kaoru was hot.

is there some flirty flirty going on here?http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/laugh.gif

It's beyond our comprehention to know what he really think.

Do you really wanna know what goes on in that mind?http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/eek.gif