I took chocolate gold coins into work yesterday and said it was for Talk Like A Pirate Day. And everyone said "Oh, so that's why they were talking like pirates on the TV/Radio" *slaps forehead*

Everyone aboard the Pirate Train: Toot-Toot-Aaarrr

Q: What has eight eyes and eight legs
A: Eight pirates

There's a very delicate balance between pirates and ninja: ying and yaaaargh