[viagsjicguara]

Ladies and gents, something to get the ninjers all worked up. Note the aweseome poll.

[PerfectCreditForYou]

I wish I was dreaming that I read that

[weluvjessicaalba]

Oh my God, that just made my day.
Somewhere, a Japanese history book just lit on fire and exploded.

[xtrupoke]

I voted for the Chuck Norris option...I just couldn't help it. *starts crying*

[Alexeric]

damn msn wont let me view the page on my psp. can somebody repost it?

[Poreponko]

Just for you Owen:

"BEIJING - China’s Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday.

Shaolin Temple, in the northern province of Henan, became famous in the West as the training ground for Kwai Chang ”Grasshopper” Caine in the 1970s “Kung Fu” TV series.

Ninjas — professional assassins trained in martial arts — date back to medieval Japan.

“The so-called defeat is purely fabricated, and we demand the Internet user to apologize to the whole nation for the wrongs he or she did,” the Beijing News said, citing a notice announced by a lawyer for the Shaolin monks.

Emotions running high
Relations between Chinese and Japanese are sensitive at the best of times, with emotions still running high over Japan’s invasion and occupation of parts of China in the first half of the 20th Century.

The Internet user, calling themselves “Five Minutes Every Day,” said on an online forum last week that a Japanese ninja came to Shaolin, asked for a fight and many monks failed to beat him, the newspaper said.

“The facts that the monks could not defeat a Japanese ninja showed that they were named as kung fu masters in vain,” the Internet user was quoted as saying in the post.

The Shaolin Temple “strongly condemned the horrible deeds” of the user, the newspaper said.

“It is not only extremely irresponsible behavior with respect to the Shaolin Temple and its monks, but also to the whole martial art and Chinese nation,” it quoted the monks as saying."

[RooldpalApata]

hahahahaha. I wonder if it was that ChosenNinja nutter on Youtube?

[QiuCIOdO]

this was already posted by kenzan

[Pdarasenko]

correction it was posted by bullet08

[womberte]

Oh dang, i thought this thread was about Fox News

[Brewpralgar]

Why is that, Lloromannic?

[pipojambo]

Another gem for your amusement...